The Meal Of Stones
Once a soldier came back from heavy war And needed some shelter and a bit of food He saw a house and knocked on the door Where the hostess was in stingy mood. She had no choice and let him in She was afraid of neighbours' talking All people say it is a sin To leave a soldier in the darkness walking. But as he asked for some dinner She couldn't overcome her sparing; She said her shelf could not be cleaner And its condition is dispairing. He said he'll teach her a receipt To make a dish of stones. He made his mind without deceipt She'll eat her meal alone. So he took a pot And asked her for some oil, While the oil got hot, He put the stones to boil. He cut an onion into dices And left them fry to gold. He cut some meat and added spices, He managed with her scold, He even got tomato sauce And put it in the meal of stones The hostess poked her curious nose And said to her this meal was known. She said she cooked it on her own, And explained in haste She never put in it a...